If you have to have a hero, ya may as well pick a little, red, fireplug-shaped-guy. At least that's what my father used to say...
(55
kBytes) Tom: "Which word didn't you understand?"
(118
kBytes) Tom: "...the limited edition Star Trek Collectors Plates!"
(144
kBytes) Tom makes a plug for the United Sampo Union...
(40
kBytes) Tom: "That one was the grandest of all..."
(24.6 kBytes) Tom gets a little testy some times...
(23.6 kBytes) ...ok, he gets a little testy a lot...
(22.1 kBytes) ALRIGHT! He gets really violent a LOT!
(16.4 kBytes) ...but at least he feels really bad about it.
(21.9 kBytes) Tom: "So...let the carnage begin!"
(39.7 kBytes) Tom: "Oh, no! They're doing it clown style!"
(19.2 kBytes) Tom: "...I'm a bad clown!"
(60.9 kBytes) Tom: Complaining about a long opening sequence
(14.6 kBytes) Tom: "Does this bug you...?"
(18.4 kBytes) Tom: Tom chanting
(13.3 kBytes) Tom: "Don't mock me!"
(28.3 kBytes) Tom: Spaceship flying advice
(83.9 kBytes) Tom Servo: Phillips Petrolium Spokesrobot
(51.7 kBytes) Tom Servo: Phillips Petrolium Spokesrobot, part II
(31.7 kBytes) Tom: Making sure you're ready to go
Last updated by Marty Schultz ( schultz@pop1.science.widener.edu).